Roadtrip!
In three hours I am going to the northern part of my beautiful city to be picked up by my father. We're going to my granddad... he lives in hell. (
read; the countryside)
So, to get there, I will have to spend 4 hours in a car, the hottest day, so far, of the year. Awesome. Bringing phone, two books and an iPad. I think I will survive!
Im gonna update my blog like 55 times today, because I will be slightly bored.
Sweat baby sweat.
Sitting on the balcony atm, sweating like the fat kid in gymclass. Just posted on Facebook that Im sweating between the layers of fat on my body. I get alot of reactions. i personally think its a lot better than people posting about eating lunch, walking the dog, going to work or the weather or the day. But it really is toasty here.
Im also typing on an iPad so mistakes are to be made. Im a noob with this, and phones, for that matter.
Its SUMMMMEEER
Rummer time is heeeere and I am going out for some more tanning. Since I've been sun stroked
(wait. Sun strook? Striked? We'll work that out..) two days in a row, I thought, hey, why stop now? Its almost a tradition now.
So, Stockholms-folk. If you see a dead lobster somewhere, dont eat, it could be Bei! Or Beicon.
HA!
Fun.
Indeed.
Anywho. Also, a bit of hate before I go. There isnt only the duck-faced people who show themselves on Facebook and blogs and shit, there are also these girls who look happy with their eyes (they think) and then press their lips together and smile at the same time. And I want to be like them, since that is what beauty is nowadays.
Cya later, folks.
Death to the Builders under my bedroom!
Good FUCKING morning.
Under my apartment there are unfinished stores. They decide to change the "unfinished" part at 7.30 in the fucking morning. What the fuck is up with that?!
Good thing I have to go to work til 2pm. But still, it even pisses my dog off!
Happy Birthday Pete!
Peggle Master!
I am a Peggle master! I used to play Peggle alot like.. 2 years ago and forgot how fun it is, and addicitve. =P
Im kicking it!
More work today and I will get paid. Yay!
Also I have to work out. It has started to show, and I dont wanna get fat =P
All them single ladies haz to be puuurrty.
Monday Schmonday
Work tonight, then back home to work more from home. I shall succeeeeeeed!
My desk looks like a warzone atm. I have old seeds from a flower I brought in to study its decomposing process, there is dried gum, 2 cups of coffee, 2 glasses of old water, two water bottles, 4 lighters, salt everywhere with dust to match. Not very sanitary. So, before I do any work here I better clean.. so it wont attract wildlife.. sigh.
My friend/ex is turning 23 in a few days... I could give him the 23 cockroaches that will soon be found around my desk. Really though, gotta find something nice. Like.. sparkling cockroaches. I'm shit with gifts.
WANT!
Look what I found! I need to find this and steal it!
Also googled "wow nerd".. because I am bored. And I foudn this.
Apparantly this is what you look like if you a woman playing wow =P
Enjoy
Past vs Future
I got used to the treadmill, where no matter how fast you run, you are stuck at the starting point... only, excaused. I am the anonymous author of things I don't dare to share. I feel a change coming..
Twitter!
I
love twitter!
I have been a Twitter hater since.. well, a while. But during the outtakes of Eurovision, I read some comedians twitters, and laughed my ass off. Then I just stumbled across the app for Twitter and thought, whattahekk!
So, Im in. @Beimeilang ofc, do follow.
I've had requests for that before.
So, for the small comments about random bullshit, I will use that. And for the proper posts, le blog. Awesome sauce, awesome sauce indeed.
(click me)
Waiting..
I hate just sitting and waiting for a new start to begin..
I will
Start my education
Stop hanging out with people who couldn't care less about me
Start blogging more, with pictures
Start trying to work out more, if my health allows me
...and then we should be all set!
I need motivation!!
Facebook vs Brains
Right, I am a bit pissed off.
I hate Facebook, I thought for a long time. But I kinda realized thats its the people I have on Facebook I hate.
Dont take offense, because if you are one of those who read my blog, you are not one of those I am talking about.
They are too busy with themselves to even look at another person.
The people on my Facebook isnt even really real to me, I dont get it.
Updates about how awfull it is that one coffee machine broke down at work so they have to take the other one, is a real update from people on my Facebook.
How amazing EVERYTHING about their shit lives are, all the time. It screams of insecurity and false quotes.
Updates about weather, as soon as it changes a tiny little bit, every damn fucking day.
But the absolute worst kind of shit people on Facebook are the ones that forces you to join or sign up to protests or think they can change the world by sharing or liking a photo or a page. "PRESS LIKE IF YOU CARE ABOUT THE STARVING KIDS IN AFRICA!!!"
I, instead of liking, asks how in your stupid fucking brains will me liking your sad picture of a naked hungry boy feed him? No, you stupid cunts, those are made for YOU to feel better. Now, after liking this, you have shown the rest of the shit people on your shit Facebook that you give a shit by liking, and you feel better about yourself. How fucking nice of you, isnt it, to sit in your oversized chairs and like this picture. You didnt help at all, so fuck off.
I follow Lamebook.com. Where are those people?
Where are all the funny people?!
Well, glad I could get that off my chest. If you are one of those pathetic Facebook spammers, I hate you and get the fuck off my blog.
Farewell.
Getting uglier every day
Hurt more every day, and it sure aint looking good.
I got a little motorbike accident. Nothing fancy, I wasnt even on it Someone tilted his Harley Davodson and my leg broke the fall.
The most stupid mc-accident in the world, by Bei Meilang.
So I thought..
I was just out walking my dog and started thinking about money. More like allowances.
I was thinking about how much I got and had when I was like.. 9-11 years old.
I had 150 SEK a month. That wasn’t that bad then, now.. I don’t even know what kids in that age buys these days.
I used to buy a nailpolish, some glitter that was uber popular back then, even if nobody ever used it.
Do you remember that?
Everyone had a tiny jar of glitter in their makeup bag, but I never saw ANYONE with glitter on their face. Except for new years eve 1999.
I never had to buy my own cinema tickets, because mom got those from her work. So what else did I spend these 150kr/month on… Singles! One single, two songs on it for 29kr. Maybe a little more if it was a Spice Girls single or a Backstreet Boys one. But then, candy and shit like that, I never bought. I never liked it. Never as a kid did I choose candy over fruit. I once got two easter eggs, one filled with dried mushrooms and one filled with candy. I was 7 year old and I chose mushrooms, the nonsmoking kind. And what else.. I don’t remember. I once saved up so I had 1000kr. I felt like Donald Trump! I had NO idea what to do with this huge pile of cash!
Now its 2012.
If a 10 year old has 1000kr it doesn’t even cover a third of the price of what they want to buy.
Smartphones, iPads, laptops, games,digital cameras… the list is long. And then I thought, “why didn’t I want all those things when I was a kid?”
The sad truth is that none of this shit existed when I was a kid! And kids today cant live without it.
Give them a Barbie and they will go “Where do I turn it on?”
Give them a Nintendo 8byte and they will probably try to toast bread in it.
Imagine how our hands will look like in 10 years. Our thumbs will probably look like the Hulk. No other species have ever used their thumbs as much as humans do at this day of age. Think about that the next time to play a game on your pgone.
Dear "professionals.."
I'm so sick of all these thousands of blogs with kids with expensive things, calling themselves "
bloggers" or "
photograpgers".
No, honey, you're not a fucking photographer, you are an expensive camera. All you have to do is push one button and your "talent" makes some adjustments for the shit motive you chose. And then upload on your pink mac laptop and use the free photo editor that comes with it. Make it look darker, highlight it, then put some more colour in it, and then BOOM! Masterpiece. FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU ALL!
Photographing is an art. An art that doesn't require anything else than your own eyes and the worst piece of shit camera you can find.
